Snickers

Cliffs: I'm calling b.s.

Sunday I indulged and bought one Snickers bar. Tuesday after lunch I wanted to eat the Snickers bar. I looked on the second shelf above the counter where I had put it, but could not find the Snickers bar.

I asked Fabi in an off handed way if she had seen the Snickers bar. I knew it was possible that Fabi had eaten the Snickers bar.

Fabi said she didn’t know what a Snickers bar was. She asked if a Snickers bar was a large bar of chocolate for baking. She said that the Snickers bar must have fallen behind some other food.

I got a chair and looked for the Snickers bar behind all of the other food. I did not find the Snickers bar.

I went to the grocery store but could not find another Snickers bar. I bought three Twix bars. I told Fabi that I bought three Twix bars and that one was for me, one was for her, and one was for K.

This morning Fabi came in and started cleaning the guest bathroom. Within two minutes she came out with a Snickers bar. She said that Entropy must have hidden the Snickers bar.

P.S. Entropy cannot reach the second shelf above the counter.
P.P.S. I put four bottles of sunscreen away in the guest bathroom cupboard Tuesday and would have noticed a Snickers bar.